SCAPP люди. DJ Oguretz


Диким рок-хаусом 90-х откроется City Space Bar в следующие выходные в Сочи — едет бог сельпо DJ Oguretz — виртуозный жонглер российскими стереотипами. В запасе неделя, чтобы провести ревизию на даче или блошином рынке в поисках джинсовой косухи, варенок и кепки с Golden Eagle, кстати, хит Let the Music Fuck You был написан в честь ношенного несколькими поколениями незаменимого головного убора с орлом, найденного «Огурцом» у бабули в деревне.

 

 

Проект комика-телеведущего с «2X2» — история о том, как мальчик-переросток Сережа из деревни Верхошижемье Кировской области познает house-музыку. Вот Сережа расклеивает первые афиши сельской дискотеки, вот переживает поздний пубертатный период, вот приезжает покорять столицу. И, что забавно, на удивление, оказывается, как рыба в воде. Стрижка-площадка, цепочка, высокие джинсы перестали быть маргинальными атрибутами, гламур уходит вместе с «модным диваном». Отставший от моды парень DJ Oguretz, играя качественный хаус с иронией на деревенский рейв, попадает точно в тренд. Аллюзия на суровые 90-е со всей дури жмет на массовое бессознательное, поэтому вместо того, чтоб огрести лопатой за стеб над дачниками, Сережа принимает респекты за бабулю, за брейк в ДК, за ИЖ за гаражами. А его клип Let the Music Fuck You становится лучшим видео прошлого года по версии журнала «Афиша».

 

 

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— Почему Огурец?

— Вообще-то, правильно Oguretz. Потому что русское слово неправильно написанное по-английски — это стильно, модно, молодежно, элитарно. Вот еще несколько свободных слов, которыми читатели могут воспользоваться: DJ Sssifa, DJ HreN Mordjovi, DJ Gofno.

 

— Ты бывал в Сочи? Как выглядит типичный сочинец?

— В Сочи я бывал очень много раз. Раз 10 точно. Но все как-то не в сезон, это будет мой первый приезд летом, очень волнуюсь. Типичный сочинец — это человек, смакующий чурчхелу и травящий байки про Олимпиаду.

 

— В чем секрет твоего успеха?

— В штанах. У меня очень модные штаны, с ними у любого все получится.

 

— Что такое «лакшери»? Что такое VIP? И что такое гламур?

— Если я не ошибаюсь, это название сочинских чебуречных.

 

 

— Что сейчас модно надевать в клуб?

— Майки-сеточки.

 

— Что ты будешь ставить в «City Space»?

— Гораздо важнее, чтобы к вечеринке я успел научиться находить и нажимать кнопку PLAY.

 

— А медляки будут?

— Обязательно. Это моя миссия как диджея — вернуть в клубы медленные танцы. И майки-сеточки.

 

— Что ты поешь в душе?

— Розовые розы (Hardcore Acid Blood Remix).

 

— Как тебе line-up открытия? Ты и DADA Disco.

— Отлично! Жаль тех, кто не сможет попасть, ведь это могла бы быть лучшая вечеринка в их жизни.

 

— Что делаешь после сета?

— Сплю. Но, разумеется, сплю, как рок-звезда.

 

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City Space

 

26 июля в новом баре City Space выступит Dada Disco (Berlin). Специальный гость вечера DJ Oguretz (Москва) — ведущий саркастически-скандального шоу для взрослых на телеканале 2х2 «Реутов ТВ».

г. Сочи, ул. Курортный проспект, 89, Swissotel Sochi Kamelia

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